You like anything white-skinned shaped like a skinny male.
Jessica Alba’s Trigger Warning. Most boring movie I’ve ever seen. Hot Garbage
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You like anything white-skinned shaped like a skinny male.
Keanu single handedly reduced earths carbon footprint
Sasha Luss is 5'10 and like 120 lbs since she was a runway model before she starred in Anna and they had her beating the shit out of a bunch of 200 lb+ russian Sambo trained goons etc., I actually liked that movie tho
Her movies suck.
Would not pullout tho till this day
Would not pullout tho till this day
Here you go dick monitoring me again. Seriously , get a grip , I don’t like men. You on the other hand like anything with a dick. Please stop worrying about what I like. It’s weirder than Eminem’s beard
Well, I guess its finally time for me to start wearing that tin foil hat.It absolutely is part of it. As someone who did martial arts competitively at one point in life, I can assure you that weight matters.
Example: Peppermint was unbelievable because Jennifer G was only gone for five years and went from a grieving mother to super assassin. That simply CAN NOT happen. She wouldn't be killing trained soldiers like she was. Unbelievable.
I know what you're looking for. You are looking for that feminist nonsense that leads to men and women being equal. We are not equal physically.
BUT...
I'll do you a solid. There are movies where the strong female character kicking ass has been done right; it just has to be in the right context.
When does it work?
Raised by her survivalist ex-CIA/FBI/ATF/special forces whatever letterman Dad who was on the run, she spent years training with him for the day when he would be found. She was a young girl, so she understood how to operate using her age as subterfuge. No one suspects that a young woman is a killer. Element of surprise, etc. Plus, she had only one set goal and one person that she was after. It worked. She wasn't kicking the shit out of grown men; she was shooting them. she operated covertly like an assassin.
When you want to have a convincing assassin who can fight men, hire a real MMA fighter. Gina Carano was the face of women's MMA for a minute. She is brawny and can fight for real. Its much more convincing when the action star looks like an action star.
Complete fantasy. A great movie in a fantasy context. Plus, Michelle Yeoh has been a dancer all of her life and is no stranger to martial arts choreography.
To address your earlier jab, John Wick is fantasy violence. Its pretty much like Gunpowder Milkshake or Charlie's Angels. The difference is that John Wick cleverly mixes real technique in. Its not just choreography.
But back to my point: there are women-led action movies that can be convincing. Part of it is in how "realistic" they present themselves. 100lb women knocking out 275lb trained soldiers with one punch ain't realistic AT ALL.
The Bourne movies present realistically, so the expectations are realistic. Jason Bourne gets fucked up at times.
Colombiana was a decent flick that took into account that Zoe Saldana was small-framed. She goes through the movie using deception and the element of surprise. She's an assassin. She mostly kicks men and when she tries to go fist-to-fist, she gets her ass kicked. She mostly shoots throughout the movie and kicks instead of punching. They took her size into account when making the movie.
If done right, girls kicking ass is acceptable, but men and women are not equal in fights, so there is no reason to believe that a 5' 3" chick is gonna stomp out a bunch of 6 foot soldiers with 100+pounds on her in a fist fight on skills alone.
It appears you've been brain hacking me and that shit needs to stop.
The most underrated action flick of all time. GOAT status.
The only female heroine that I actually never minded watching was Ripley from the Aliens Universe.
Except for the last couple of films she was in ( think it was the 4th where it started getting weird), she was more of an accidental hero in a sense. She never kicked anyone's ass in an unbelievable way, just used whatever she had to outsmart the Alien.
Another exception: Uma Thurman in the Kill Bill Saga was solid.
Except for the last couple of films she was in ( think it was the 4th where it started getting weird), she was more of an accidental hero in a sense. She never kicked anyone's ass in an unbelievable way, just used whatever she had to outsmart the Alien.
Another exception: Uma Thurman in the Kill Bill Saga was solid.
That last John wick with him in Paris was ridiculous
He killed half the population of Paris and not one cop in sight
Why did she take a second one?
Yes Ripley was cool but
Look man, I don’t want to date you. Stick to real faggots like shady and megatrans x
Yeah that movie got extra corny after awhile… the step scene smh .. the nig Tokyo drifting in Paris with 1 handgun and never reloading
What the fuck is that.Yes Ripley was cool but
I know your momma, I'm gonna let her know you's a faggit.
I know both your dads , I’m going to make sure they know you’re still pretending you don’t go to pride parades
I know your wife and I'm gonna tell him you been telling the board yall's dildo secret.
Faggit
YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!That’s the Miley Cyrus special
That's what you pretend to like. Faggit
Lou and Peppermint were good. Proud Mary was okay, but maybe I need another watch of it.Yea one of those"older female as action hero" films..Netflix should do a cinematic universe with this movie and:
Long backYes Ripley was cool but
This was in fucking 1999I’m fucking
She doesn’t look like that in any way shape or form
I personally like that sex movie she did a while back good luck Chuck, and Honey.
Her best was easily Sin City but I need a color version of that scene
Did you see trigger warning? No? Stfu because her ass cheeks looked fluffy in jeans
I was like damn were the cops trynna kill him too? He'll the second john wick that mf was shooting common in plane site. It was with silencer but still ridiculous lmao