cause you can't do that thing in the 80's and 90's where the movie was the movie take it how you want to.
May this thread finally kill the tepid debate between Predator I and Predator II...
cause you can't do that thing in the 80's and 90's where the movie was the movie take it how you want to.
Predators only speak to those they respect. That's why Danny got the conversation.
Predator is slaughtering and entire city got the government on its tracks and Danny saves millions of lives on no sleep and 1 gun
The head predator said I told you bitch ass alien RoboCop wasn't ready for the jungle go pick that nig up he messing up the carpet, I told ya I didn't like that pretty nig anyway... Than he threw danny a prize for getting rid of that carebear predator.. See how them nigs carried him like a fluffy pillow cause his heart was made of cotton
They didn't even come and get the other predator. He wasn't worth shit and still gave the macho men their deaths.
Arnold gets his props for realizing he couldn't face him head on he was no danny glover so he used his wits to live a successful life after that. I never not give Arnold his props
Danny was just on another level. He was in the trailer and told them fools with Dutch intel it was a trap and they ain't even recognize it.
How could they get the other predator when he destroyed himself??? Notice jungle pgredator came to the junle dolo cause he had balls meanwhile alien RoboCop needed babysitters close by.. You Jus's proved how soft he was.. Nig had motivational speakers on standby Jus's in case he needed verbal motivation on how to grow some balls.. U not ready for the jungle kid go be a superhero instead.. Nigs gave him a pocket protector and said outta my face nerdddd... They said in the uncut version he was gonna have a dance sequence and do the lamda lamda song
Carebear predator was gonna do this in the city after he clean the streets of the badguy
Heard the predator 2 earth name was lamar
Bills is killing y'all! 
NOOOOOOOOO BILLLLLLLLLLLLY
lolololol. danny didn't give a fuck! white man fuck you. rasta drug dealers fuck you, gov't tat team fuck you. predator who? that mf chased the predator. he was the predator. the predator of l.a.
Jungle predator had a higher ranking he was on a solo mission
City alien RoboCop was a trainee with supervisors on standby
Your not ready for the jungle kid go make a diff in the human community kid and maybe ull get a girl scout badge
Exactly Arnold wasn't man enough to stop him from destroying himself we see that it's possible because of Danny. Danny stopped the bomb from going off. Arnold should have done that too. But no, he got the fuck out of there. Turned and ran. Danny was on the edge of the building like Die Hard he had Predators Haans by the arm and cut the arm OFF to save MILLIONS OF PEOPLE. You saw how much jungle it took out? You see how many women and kids would've died if he got that bomb off? HE AIN'T LET IT HAPPEN
Jungle predator was alone cause nobody liked him. His wack ass isn't allowed in city limits. He gotta hunt in the Jungle banished from the real deal shit that's why he was dolo and nobody came to look for him
The Urban Predator was a prince where he was from that's why the King came down to get his son back nobody cared about Predator 1 NOBODY
Predator 2 they did a New Orleans Chorus Line for him and took him home to glory
You trying so hard to diminish the 2nd predator when the 1st predator didn't do shit but stand still camo and kill them weaklings. All that macho was DUST fertilizer and food for the jungle cats
Real deal predator was taking out small armies cats with that pcp strength. Went into the subway in closed combat
Killed the government folks in the meat locker noticing a theme here? WHENEVER THE PUSS ASS GOVERNMENT GETS INVOLVED THEY HANDLE THEM LIKE THEY RICE PATTIES.
It took a REAL NIGGA TO GET THE JOB DONE
The predator's recognized game
Predator 1 was one of them niggas that saved up for a the cheapest cruise ticket to say he went on a cruise
Cat bought the worldstar planet package and got dropped in the jungle
Predator 2 was an acclaimed warrior with clout they gave him a hotel at the bottom of the building and a Civiche' beef to feed off of when he got bored of hunting and needed a quiet night out on the town
that's why he killed keys and them he was in there trying to eat and you know how we get when you interrupt someone eating
hit them with the boomerang throw
DANNY THO
Nigga turned into future and TOOK THE MASK OFF and called him UGLY TO HIS FACE
he got choked after that yea he did but he recovered and then had that man on the RUN.
Cops theme song was playing in the predator head the entire time he was on the run
Every time he looked back Danny was like Jason when you hear the little breathing noise instead it was the rasta part where he's like "Tell meeeeeeeeeeeeee what ya gonna doooooo what ya gonna dooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooo"
When he was on the roof and saw the box chev fish tailing under him following him "Tell meeeeeeeeeeeee what ya gonna dooooooooooooooooooo"
Alien RoboCop was kicking a bunch of untrained gunmen with bad accents and cokehead Mexicans throughout the movie.. And killed a bunch of lab technicians in a meat factory.. Busey was like that drug attic from predators Jus's some lab coat nig... Carebear predator had his managers on standby cause he wasn't sure if he could handle them weak target...nig held the chick who was trying to kill him in the air and say congratulations its a boy.. Nig was RoboCop, doogie howser , top flight security, all in 1... He was trying to be a role model for the kids he wasn't ready for the jungle, that's why they picked his soft ass up and hung him on the wall with a fail sign on it... Heard he was on camera on the ship and made tutorial vid on how not to be a pussy..made a don't be a alien pussy for dummies book out of him to... First page says kill everything moving pregnant bitches, cops, armadillo , everything
Special forces were in the jungle. Got clapped up quickly... and one ESCAPED.
They thought it was a piece of cake. They went to the city because the jungle was easy AS FUCK they were like well we handled them that easy let's go where there are more of them and get more trophy's
and then
predator 1 was like I can't believe this bitch ass fool got me I can't go back home like this I'd rather KILL MYSELF than let them find out this cac killed me
Predator 2 tried it. he was like man this nigga is just too real for me I'M OUT
and Danny said
NO!!!
look at how scared he was. Look at the fear in the eyes of the predator
Yep pussy alien needed lunch breaks and was eaten processed meat.. Nig caught diabetes and everything... Danny fighting handicap carebear aliens... Nig didn't even have a legit first aid kit he had to use human glass mixed with asbestos... So he was a girl scout with diabetes with a soft spot for preggo chicks and old cops, that had faulty first aid kits, that fought drug attics and nigs with bad accents... This can't be predator life
Look how LAPD was laid out in this scene vs a bunch of low wage coked out Mexicans... Bunch of carpenters, gardeners, and street corner bag of oranges sellers had LAPD shook... Than alien RoboCop came through wearing a maga cap came through through and took them illegals out... Than danny and police academy came through acting tough with a bunch of laundry ladies, but when that cokehead came out double gun up danny jump to the floor all shook and crying for his mama...nig didn't even look where he was shooting, what kinda of shitty police work was that.. Nig bust mad shots without looking and missed, a fucking Gardner almost took out his whole team running from alien RoboCop... See how danny was scared to shoot the nig on the rooftop even though dude let off at him earlier?? Girl scout alien had to step in and do Danby work, made him shoot ole boy cause cotton heart was tired from all that jumping around due to his diabetes from eating all that process meat... Girl scout alien meets the black Mahoney
Arnold team wiped out a mini military with no casualties, danny had to go give a bunch of speeches at funerals cause half his team got merked by bag of orange sellers
Arnold team wiped out a mini military with no casualties, danny had to go give a bunch of speeches at funerals cause half his team got merked by bag of orange sellers
Actually he bled, we saw that green shit oozing on them plants, than the official tissue first aid kit came out to clean them wounds.. Notice that alien was invisible the whole time and sticking and moving even while he was invisible...he knew the jungle was bad ass and needed full concentration on this squad.. This wasn't a bunch of low wage cokeheads he was facing this was a single digit man squad that took out a mini army
didn't hit NOTHING
One man did the job of all your heroes
1 man.
That's Ventura's and Action Jackson's head he's taking an IG pic with
Nig bled so much the broad made a glow in a dark shirt off his wounds
Alien took out the first aid kit deluxe..(I think it said made in wakanda on the box)
OK I laughed a lot off that jokeOne man did the job of all your heroes
1 man.
That's Ventura's and Action Jackson's head he's taking an IG pic with
You heard that bitch scream he let out fixing himself.. Even with the wakanda first aid kit he still felt the pain ... They said half the animal life migrated to another country cause they heard him scream so loud.. Thought the world was gonna end
Exactly he let out a bitch scream. Predator 2 had his arm chopped off and was predator enough to not wake the neighbors.
STILL bust thru the bathroom like the KOOL AID MAN and went to the ship after that.
Danny tracked him down.
OLD ASS Snitch lady told him where the alien was.. Got informants, alien Carfax, busted invisible machine, girl scout trainees, all this was working in Danby favor.. Arnold had nothing.. Even the bitch who he saved didn't tell him anything most of the trip... Its easy to find your destination with google maps, but if you winging it good luck... Danny had google Arnold walking around with his head cutoff
Arnold had government training, special forces experience, tactical gear, weapons and an extract point. After his team got washed like dirty dishes, it became about getting to his supervisors. Everything he did was to make it to the choppa.
Danny had a mustard yellow shirt, 1 gun - no extra clips and no plan b.
Danny said ain't no building high enough. Ain't no basement low enough. To keep me from killing you.
