Your friend Marquis is every quiet and unassuming and because of that women seem to gravitate towards him. In others words, he doesn't "Kiss and Tell," so it allows them to be as freaky as they want to be.
He had been working for Spectrum cable for years and would tell you stories about some of the women he "slept" with while he was making a home visit (he could speak on them because they were total strangers to you).
Last month he went to this apartment in the Soho section of Manhattan and was greeted by this young lady he called "Paola."
He played it cool even though she answered the door in a bikini. He was there to check on the cable box because it was malfunctioning.
The very first thing she said was to tell Marquis that she was plating with it all night, but she couldn't get her box to come...on (she paused to make it sound sexual).
Marquis kept a straight face because he realized the more disinterested he acted the harder they tried to get his attention.
Marquis believes that he should always leave the customer satisfied.