OK Porn Connoisseurs - at 63....Is it time for Nina Hartley hang it up and retire the jersey??
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theres also no old timers day either..No pension or 401k in porn, Ill approve it.
yep and she likely doesn't drink, never did drugs, and has avoided STD's
most women in the industry do those things to desensitize themselves before shooting a scene
the sex industry is natural and healthy for her
yeah..she said the men were good with her but all the women were shady to her...remember her cameo in Boogie Nights ...?...
Old Chicks Making Flicks, Inc. is about to happen, and we need pioneers like her to pave the way. I'mma tell you the top 5 reasons why:
1. Cumbang scenes will kill a couple of dudes after they experience the soul stealing that happens when Great Grandma Gumdrop and Meemaw Mumbles both show up for work with absolutely no teeth.
2. We might not admit it, but we all gone be on MyFreeCams and/or Chaturbate throwing tokens aplenty at Helen Mirren, Oprah Winfrey, and Nancy Pelosi.
3. Who among us ain't gonna watch all 20 videos in the "Horny Black Grandmothers, Mothers, and Daughters" and the "Horny Black Churchgoers" spinoff series?
4. Instead of interviews, the bonus scene in a video might involve Miss Apple Brown Betty showing the viewers how to make the perfect peach cobbler wearing a thong and her favorite house shoes.
5. In about 25 years, Nina Hartley is set to make the greatest porn video of all time purely by accident. No one watching porn has ever seen a 90-some year old chick accidentally die in reverse cowgirl.
1. Cumbang scenes will kill a couple of dudes after they experience the soul stealing that happens when Great Grandma Gumdrop and Meemaw Mumbles both show up for work with absolutely no teeth.
2. We might not admit it, but we all gone be on MyFreeCams and/or Chaturbate throwing tokens aplenty at Helen Mirren, Oprah Winfrey, and Nancy Pelosi.
3. Who among us ain't gonna watch all 20 videos in the "Horny Black Grandmothers, Mothers, and Daughters" and the "Horny Black Churchgoers" spinoff series?
4. Instead of interviews, the bonus scene in a video might involve Miss Apple Brown Betty showing the viewers how to make the perfect peach cobbler wearing a thong and her favorite house shoes.
5. In about 25 years, Nina Hartley is set to make the greatest porn video of all time purely by accident. No one watching porn has ever seen a 90-some year old chick accidentally die in reverse cowgirl.
Add Susan Sarandon,Cher and Dolly Parton
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Janet Mason. Absolutely. I really dig her feet too.
Granny porn already is a thing but honestly ain't nobody checking for that shit.
I don't want to see elderly Nina Hartley scenes but I wouldn't mind if nyomi banxxx, caramel Marie luv, Cherokee, Monique etc made a brief comeback for the mature genre like Jeannie leller and Janet jacme did a few years ago.
genesiswiz quickly searches "Seka Black gangbang"
Theres that new actress using her name,Seka Black
A lot of white men love to watch their wives get slutted out by black dudes. She is a smart business woman.
I wouldn't say 20....
Hell 15 years is pushing itI wouldn't say 20....
Her body still crazy is the crazy part. All she missin is a tan
she's definitely GOAT status in the industry....but
old girl is getting a little long in the tooth...
Christy Canyon (56 years old) could do a comeback and make a major impact in the game just by putting out a month’s work of scenes.
And if she does interracial, mofos will lose their mind. She only has one IR scene on her record with Jake Steed that is boring and forgettable. She did it just before retiring.
1980s
Christy Canyon (56 years old) could do a comeback and make a major impact in the game just by putting out a month’s work of scenes.
And if she does interracial, mofos will lose their mind. She only has one IR scene on her record with Jake Steed that is boring and forgettable. She did it just before retiring.
1980s
and thats why I say fuck her come back... there has been a shift in the industy on that front and porn chicks are more open to IR now than ever before so the so called value in her doing IR isnt as high anymore and the reasoning for her and others like her for NOT doing it basically cowed to racist thinking anyway.
so thanks but no thanks.... shout out to Kim Kardashian for blowing up the racist paradigm in mainstream porn!
Christy Canyon (56 years old) could do a comeback and make a major impact in the game just by putting out a month’s work of scenes.
And if she does interracial, mofos will lose their mind. She only has one IR scene on her record with Jake Steed that is boring and forgettable. She did it just before retiring.
1980s
Good Gawd
Time is a cruel mistress -
Time has not been good to her - doesn't even look like the same person -
Her and Tabitha Fox could be in the same circle..
Bro all I want is a older white woman 50-60. There's 9ne at my gym, lawd, ass so damn phat.
would you stop driving a 68 gt500 if it still runs good?
