Philly man is wanted by cops for masturbating on a woman’s leg in a dollar tree

[keith6]

That almost seemed like a skit

How did dude even cum that fast?

He should be easy to find with that hairline

 

[keith6]

I've seen it all...........

That shirt should have been a dead giveaway to everyone in the store to be on high alert.....

 

[Helico-pterFunk]

Upskirts at Walmart, and leg busts at Dollar Tree.

 

[shaddyvillethug]

You.

Muthafuckin.

Fagget.

This nigga actually typed that statement AND the word “cum” in a sense of orgasm.

That was the gayest shit I ever red in my life

Who the fuck was he asking and who he asking for?

Just a day in the life of @Complex

 

[Costanza]

word?!

so your moms goes to the dollar store to pick up some things for a cookout, she not wearing her hearing aid so she can't hear this dude whispering behind her and jacking off until he came on her back.

but she didn't notice it until she left the store because it didn't start dripping into her girdle until a few minutes later...
You saying that dude shouldn't be charged with a crime? or face any consequences?...

I thought you were smarter than that.

Literally my very first words…

That is bad and should definitely be a crime...

 

[jack walsh13]

The most Philadelphia headline ever.

 

[jack walsh13]

Just shoot dat muthafucka on site.

 

[Amajorfucup]

This nigga actually typed that statement AND the word “cum” in a sense of orgasm.

That was the gayest shit I ever red in my life

Who the fuck was he asking and who he asking for?

Just a day in the life of @Complex

Man i thought you edited his post. May have to block that nigga.

 

[REDLINE]

Naw just some sick motherfuckers out there.. dudes finding this to be funny don’t realize lots of killers, rapist, etc usually do things in stages b4 they go full blown dark.. if dude is comfortable enough to go into public and rub one out, soon he might get comfortable enough to grab a broad he like and rape her than possibly killing her.. most individuals have ”practice “ first.. is why they say serial killers sometimes start out with killing animals first

Dudes are finding her screaming “He nutted on my leg” funny, not the actual act.

Without the audio nothing’s funny about the incident, but everything that you said is correct.

 

[Skydove]

like how do you nut that fast?

You pull your dick out and jerk 2 times and then splat before she even notices you have been walking off?

 

[blackbull1970]

Just when thought you heard and saw it all…

 

[REDLINE]

like how do you nut that fast?

You pull your dick out and jerk 2 times and then splat before she even notices you have been walking off?

 

[THREAD_CRITIC]

Post more of her

lol I’m lazy but if you google that name her
IG pops up

 

[Non-StopJFK2TAB]

I’m from Philly. I know a corny skit when I see it.

 

[Costanza]

But if I send this, it means I’m coming before you know it.

 

[Amajorfucup]

But if I send this, it means I’m coming before you know it.

It means you a muhfuckin Faggot and that nigga on your couch in trouble when you get home.

You Faggit.

 

[Simply Sickenin']

They capture this idiot yet?

I don't usually wish jail time on anybody but this dude and the idiot shooting of Church's Chicken in Memphis can both be removed from the larger society

 

[jack walsh13]

Just when thought you heard and saw it all…

Shit is absolutely ridiculous.

 

[jack walsh13]

They capture this idiot yet?

I don't usually wish jail time on anybody but this dude and the idiot shooting of Church's Chicken in Memphis can both be removed from the larger society

Word. Shit is crazy as fuck yo.

 

[Shadow]

That guy been to Japan..? This sounds like something they do over there all the time

Just like that Japanese subway shit. All kinds of fucked up.

She probably would have gave him her number if he asked.

These new negros, man….

 

[REDLINE]

That guy been to Japan..? This sounds like something they do over there all the time

Yeah them weird niggas are known for that.

 

[PlayerR]

Something similar happened at this club in DC one night. I was shooting a bday party in one of the VIP rooms, chick was on the dance floor & some random dude was drunk as shit & stumbling around. Started dancing with a chick & all of a sudden the folks on the dance floor started moving back & you see dude with his pants around his ankles jerking off & came all over chicks butt & back. Her girls pushed him & he fell, security & the cops that were at the door came. At first they backed up cause when dude turned over her had nutt on his hands & cloths...lol They ended up slamming dude off every wall & piece of furniture once they got him cuffed & were taking him out.

 

[Costanza]

 

[jack walsh13]

Something similar happened at this club in DC one night. I was shooting a bday party in one of the VIP rooms, chick was on the dance floor & some random dude was drunk as shit & stumbling around. Started dancing with a chick & all of a sudden the folks on the dance floor started moving back & you see dude with his pants around his ankles jerking off & came all over chicks butt & back. Her girls pushed him & he fell, security & the cops that were at the door came. At first they backed up cause when dude turned over her had nutt on his hands & cloths...lol They ended up slamming dude off every wall & piece of furniture once they got him cuffed & were taking him out.

Hope they broke bones on that fuckin piece of shit. Sick fuck.

 

[PlayerR]

Meek wants in on some of that action..lol

 

[FLoss]

Tariq couldn't resist the hairline bait

 

[PlayerR]

Hope they broke bones on that fuckin piece of shit. Sick fuck.

I think had to cops not been there security would have fucked dude up, I think the cops wanted to also but with that many people looking & the cameras the best course of action was to "accidentally" bounce him off some stuff while taking him out.

 

[jack walsh13]

I think had to cops not been there security would have fucked dude up, I think the cops wanted to also but with that many people looking & the cameras the best course of action was to "accidentally" bounce him off some stuff while taking him out.

Yeah your right. Hopefully he gets seriously fucked up.

 

[THREAD_CRITIC]

Meek just want that niggas number

 

[husband73]

Post more of her

We FOUND HIM!!! He tryna do a double back. Lol

 

[TheFuser]

Streets was putting his name out there so he turned himself in.




Folks on Twitter pulled up his paperwork and everything.

 

[Complex]

like how do you nut that fast?

You pull your dick out and jerk 2 times and then splat before she even notices you have been walking off?

But y'all let this go

@Amajorfucup @shaddyvillethug

 

[TheFuser]

 

[PlayerR]

Streets was putting his name out there so he turned himself in.




Folks on Twitter pulled up his paperwork and everything.

Hold up is that clown on his knees in front of a dude?

 

[Complex]

Streets was putting his name out there so he turned himself in.




Folks on Twitter pulled up his paperwork and everything.

Hairline made it easy

They need to take care of him in jail

 

[jack walsh13]

Hold up is that clown on his knees in front of a dude?

Shit just gets worse and worse man. Dude needs 50 years for that shit. He's a sick fuck!!!