Coming to America 2 (discussion)

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I’d suck on that bitch’s clit so hard that milk from her titties would come out of her pussy!

That’s been done before. Now if you could suck on her clit so hard that it’ll make her face pretty, then you’d be doing something

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Gye78

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I saw the original when I was 12, or 13, years old. The royal bath, sexual chocolate, and the bathroom scene, are the only funny parts I remember.

(1) Wesley's introduction, they said Mufassa was based on him; (2)The way Wesley walked in; (3) ) that bitch was still hopping on one leg and barking, then she growled at Eddy. (4)the candle; (5) the barber shop scene; (6) Leslie gettin her pussy ate in the bath; (7) Morgan and Arsenio arguing, then Morgan saying he'd cut Arsenio... I could go on.

If you didn't like it, you didnt like it. Whatever. But ya'll are trying to make this into anothet Soul Plane, but this movie was not that bad.
The barbershop scene...

Even though this “movie” openly acknowledges that 30 years have passed and everyone has aged somehow this doesn’t apply to the already 1988 geriatric guys in the barber shop:cool:
 

God Dammit

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That’s been done before. Now if you could suck on her clit so hard that it’ll make her face pretty, then you’d be doing something

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Beauty is obviously subjective because Teyana is far from ugly.
However, you like European’s standards of beauty and I like Sistas.
I’m not holding that against you.​
 

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Beauty is obviously subjective because Teyana is far from ugly.
However, you like European’s standards of beauty and I like Sistas.
I’m not holding that against you.​

Fortunately for me and unfortunately for you and your intended comment towards me, I don’t even like white women. Or their standard of beauty.

But you’re right, beauty’s subjective and yes she’s far from ugly.
 

God Dammit

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Fortunately for me and unfortunately for you and your intended comment towards me, I don’t even like white women. Or their standard of beauty.

But you’re right, beauty’s subjective and yes she’s far from ugly.

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God Dammit

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“Looks at username and remember that they can’t take a simple joke”...

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Nigga... you took time out of your busyless life to quote me. I commented and hurt your feelings.
I guess it’s time you move on.​
 

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Nigga... you took time out of your busyless life to quote me. I commented and hurt your feelings.
I guess it’s time you move on.​

We’ve been on here talking about the movie all day and I made a joke off of your comment. If I hurt your feelings by not finding Teyana as attractive I apologize.

It’s not that deep, don’t project your feelings on me. I just got finished watching the Biggie doc, my day’s been great.

I’ll do my best not to quote you in the future because now I understand, have a great evening

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God Dammit

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We’ve been on here talking about the movie all day and I made a joke off of your comment. If I hurt your feelings by not finding Teyana as attractive I apologize.

It’s not that deep, don’t project your feelings on me. I just got finished watching the Biggie doc, my day’s been great.

I’ll do my best not to quote you in the future because now I understand, have a great evening

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REDLINE

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I did enjoy the wardrobe and the dance scenes, you can tell that they worked hard.

We have to give them credit for something!
 

Bumpee

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All these cameos remind me of Who's The Man.
Barber chick was a cutie though.
 
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julian

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Just watched it and I give it a 5/10 with all 5 points for the memories of the original. There was not one scene in this movie where the new cast members entertained in any way except for Wesley. Leslie is such a coonish buffoon she is cring worthy everytime shes on screen which is sad cause she had brilliant moments on SNL but she doesnt translate anywhere else. None of the new younger actors were notable at all they didnt create any humor,drama or creativity. The best parts of the movie were when Murphy and Hall went into old character mode as the barbershop men and the voodoo doctor and of course sexual chocolate. Best dialogue was whenever John Amos talked to Murphy as it felt real but all the dialogue was too cute ad went out of its way to be funny which means ots never gonna be fuuny. Its a sad writing team when Colin Jost had the best one liners in the movie. Please for the love of the original do not make Coming to America 3
 

kingdon777

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C’mon guys! Really. Okay, let’s have Eddie not employ black folks and try not to make something out of 30 year old movie. Let’s just go home suck our own dicks! You’ve got to be kidding me with all this RogerEbert shit y’all talkin. The movie cost $$$. To bring this type of film to fruition is major. Why not have an appreciation for the effort. The story was not garbage. Stand up for somebody who’s been in the game for quite some time and just be happy that we have black entertainment before somebody gentrifies your existence.
 
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