You were shopping in the local Health food store and you had to ask a female store clerk where you could find Yohimbine, Red Ginseng and Horny Goat Weed. She helped you find each one and then had a funny smile on her face and laughed. You were curious as to why she react that way so you asked, "What is so funny?"
She asked, "Do you know what those are for?"
You said that someone suggested that they would help you since you needed more energy for bike riding.
She laughed again and said, "Well, they help with other things too."
You, "Huh?"
She, "A different kinda of riding."
She told you that she had suggested those same herbs to her sister because her husband's performance was not up to par, but she said her sister later found out that he had "another woman," and that he was too tired to do anything after trying to please his mistress.
She told you that she would make a deal with you. If you take her to dinner tonight, she'll let you "test" out those herbs on her, plus she knows a few tricks that she can teach you.
That night you took her to dinner at an Italian restaurant, later that night she taught you how to properly enjoy Indian, hmm, Indian food