Telsa just gluing shit with Gorilla Glue.
FUCK TESLA THREAD ( ongoing )
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Telsa just gluing shit with Gorilla Glue.
It's crazy I have that same option but I bought it much higher...bout to get a other one and bring my average down
Cybertruck Turns Into Large Metal Brick After Going Through Car Wash
"Damage caused by car washes is not covered by the warranty."
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Image by Getty / Futurism
For a vehicle ostensibly designed to go anywhere, Tesla's Cybertruck seems to have a lot of trouble in mundane settings.
As one recent owner found out, even a car wash was able to defeat the 6,600-pound pickup. As spotted by Jalopnik, a routine visit through a car wash to get sand off the truck after a beach visit seemingly caused the entire vehicle to shut down. The center console went blank, turning the stainless steel monstrosity into a giant brick.
"I'm about two and half months in and 3,400 miles," TikTok user captain.ad said in a recent video, "and it's not working right now."
After holding down two buttons on the steering wheel to reset the screen, the dashboard made a strange noise.
"That was a weird popping sound," the owner said, perplexed.
It's not exactly confidence-inducing to see a car that's meant to serve as a rugged off-the-grid base — and even a way to get around Mars, according to Tesla CEO Elon Musk — turn into a giant "Tesla Paperweight," as captain.ad quipped, after a routine hosing off.
We've already seen our fair share of issues with the vehicle, from massive panel gaps and cracked "armor glass" to failing steering controls and besmirched stainless steel.
Earlier this week, news emerged that Tesla stopped delivering all Cybertrucks to address a glaring issue with the controversial vehicle's accelerator pedal.
Fortunately, in the case of the car wash, captain.ad'sicle mysteriously started working again after he filed a ticket and went to bed. The vehicle seemingly needed a complete reboot, which was triggered by him holding down the two buttons the night before — but required five excruciating hours to complete.
"Imagine if there was a zombie apocalypse, and you reset your Cybertruck," one TikTok user commented.
Despite being designed to be a rugged truck ready for a dystopian hellscape, taking care of a Cybertruck sounds like a nightmare, requiring more babying than virtually any other pickup.
Hilariously, Tesla warns that the truck should never be washed in "direct sunlight" due to possible corrosion in the stainless steel. A special "Car Wash Mode," which closes all windows and disables wipers, should also be used to avoid damage.
Drivers also have to opt out of regular car washes and are told only to use "touchless car washes" that don't make contact with the Cybertruck's surface.
And in case you forget to follow any of this advice, you may be out of luck when it comes to having the company fix your broken-down truck.
"Failure to put Cybertruck in Car Wash Mode may result in damage," the company's manual reads. "Damage caused by car washes is not covered by the warranty."
"Damage caused by improper washing" is also not covered.
As always, Tesla isn't in the business of talking to the media, so we're unlikely to find out what exactly caused the latest issue or if it was related to the owner cleaning his truck.
But if there's one takeaway: don't take your luxury Tesla truck to the car wash — as ludicrous as that may sound.
Cybertruck Turns Into Large Metal Brick After Going Through Car Wash
As one recent Tesla Cybertruck owner found out, even a car wash was able to defeat the 6,600-pound pickup.
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She really thinks she knows what shes talking about lol
I am , FUCK EM
Volkswagen was the Nazi brand not sure what the other two have to do with anything other than being German. Not all Germans were Nazis
Press cars. For demo purposes only.
Yeah, he will never be broke...lol
She does make some points, but dude could still go out and burn a million dollars in cash and not lose a wink of sleep.
Nah this is bitch shit. Cowardly. Plenty of ways to make your political statement without messing with someone's car that may have nothing to do with politics, just liked the product and could afford it.
While I wouldn't bet against Tesla's stock, his actions have angered many people in Europe, leading to a decline in sales. The Chinese are now producing better cars than Tesla; if they ever gain access to our markets, Tesla's days are gone for good.
What Elonia has done to Tesla will never be undone!
Tesla was already against the ropes, gonna be time to put them out of their misery soon!!
It's a shame because a lot of good people are going to lose their livelihoods, but it is what it is!
Waiting for Elonia to play the Autism card any day now!
Iol...I agree! Which is why I said I don't agree with vandalizing someone's car.
No one knew Elonia was going to go full Hitler when they bought their Teslurs.
As stated before in this thread, he is gonna make up for the tesla losses with what he is about to get from the government (barring some kind of succesful civilian uprising when social security and other big dogs are touched)
Cars will be so minute in Teslas future
He didnt position himself there for no reason.
Hate them or love them these people are not non calculated
Robotics
Posting these random nobodies talking non sense. Elon going broke? FOH
The board has to throw him off right now I don’t think they can recover with him still being CEO
What Elonia has done to Tesla will never be undone!
Tesla was already against the ropes, gonna be time to put them out of their misery soon!!
It's a shame because a lot of good people are going to lose their livelihoods, but it is what it is!
Waiting for Elonia to play the Autism card any day now!
Or... buy Rivian stock. Clearly, they are gaining more attention and customers due to Elon fucking up the Tesla brand. Next year the R2s will be a competitor to the Y and maybe 3. Without looking more into them, they stock price would likely increase going into next year.
Investors are asking Elon to step down, but even if he does it may not make a difference.im not going to act like I'm super moral. However, why support someone indirectly who is causing harm. He's gone beyond just trolling. There are more ways to make money. Besides that, this is actually seemingly getting his attention and those around him. This is how you prevent the next Musk from doing dumbshit and not caring because they are financially well off.
Im in the process of purchasing a R1S for my girl. Im not that concerned about myself or my Tesla S, but im not going to risk my kids being hurt because some idiot decides to do something over the car being driven. In general, people have done dumb shit with EVs, but now more people may have more resentment due to Elon's behavior. What may have been 1 person in North Dakota is now happening with more pissed off people right or wrong more widespread. It's not just people blocking superchargers.
For now, I'm keeping the S. Mainly because I have a garage and I'm not out too much. It also seems like the Cyber trucks are more so the target in public. That and these days Tesla’s are like Hondas in the DMV area; nothing special.worsecase people just assume you are with Elon/Trump. Also, I don't even want to look at the trade in price.
Yeahhhhhh but those Germany automakers ain’t on that type of shit that’s the difference
Talk about a total failure.. it’s not so much Elon causing the destruction of Tesla but that cybertruck was pretty much the companies undoing… still it was elons idea to develop and produce this bullshit.. I’m sure all of the engineers and designers didn’t want to greenlight it but Elon got the final say
Its not about the cars or stock. Hes inspiring folks to pay attention!
That bitch is an idiot.
They were all Nazi's bro. The owners were Nazis. Same with Porshe, and BMW, Adidas and Puma. All members of the Nazi party.
They aren't owned by Nazi's now that and that is the difference between them and Tesla.
Rivian is bleeding money. They are actually losing money with every vehicle sale. They don’t make their own batteries and behind Tesla in Technology. I like Rivians, but wouldn’t buy one. No telling how much longer they will be in business.
Tesla’s sales are down this quarter because they refreshed their best selling model. They still have a big demand, a lot of these “anti Tesla” people weren’t going to buy a Tesla anyway. Most shareholders aren’t asking Elon to step down, we recently voted he get a massive pay package and we usually vote with his recommendations.
As far as being hassled over driving a Tesla, them mfers ain’t fucking with Black folks. I drive my Tesla everywhere and been at stop lights next to “anti Tesla” rallies and those CACs ain’t ever said shot to me.
Yeah I’be continued buying that option and stock as it dipped. I really hope more brothers end up buying and don’t miss out because of BS.
How many do u have? I had a dec 25 300 call but I rolled up to the June 2027
If your car is sitting alone, exactly how would they know you are Black? Most people are bitches and will only try shit when they believe people aren't around.
As far as Rivian bleeding money, wasn't Tesla in a similar position up to the model 3? Stock price isn't necessarily about how the companies are actually performing. If that were the case, Tesla never hits their all time high. Future performance is also a factor. The R2s are what people will be paying attention to next year.
You trying to talk sense to an Elon musk worshipping maga coon