HOUSE OF THE DRAGON: orgies, gore and family feuds in ‘Game of Thrones’ prequel

[yaBoi]

I know they got some freaky shit going on, but marrying a 12 year old half Black cutie whose mama already told her to lock her legs for 2 more years is a bit much. I know Corlys is about that power, but who among us would offer up his little girl's virginity to a dirty old muhfuhkah​

hopefully nobody now

but in the middle ages this was common..

 

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[Gemini]

 

[yaBoi]

hide yo kid hide yo wife LOL!

big time jump coming next week

probably will have a time jump every week

 

[TheBigOne]

LOL at Corlys conspiring with Daemon to commit treason. Does that explain why they're no Black people in the future?​

 

[TimRock]

hide yo kid hide yo wife LOL!

big time jump coming next week

probably will have a time jump every week

Yeah, Aegon is born. I thought that was just a preview for future episodes. However, they also showed Corlys going to war, did they wait that long? Looking forward to next week to see how this plays out.

 

[J.A.]

Wtf is this shit on Viserys Back and Finger

 

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[tajshan]

Good start. I already know how this all plays out. I will start a spoiler thread for those that already heard the audio books.

A Dance of Dragons: Green vs Blacks is brutal and makes A Song of Ice and Fire look like a kids show.

I won't spoil shit but I will tell you that first episode is probably as nice a its going to get. Ladies and Gents, Welcome to Helll on earth.

If you all want some history on who's skull that is:
Fellas I give you: Balerion "the black dread".

I don't know if Drogon was as big - but they say he's close.

 

[D'Evils]

 

[dawilleyone]

The old king didn't choose his daughter to be his heir because she married a black guy.

Are you joking here?

 

[^SpiderMan^]

I know they got some freaky shit going on, but marrying a 12 year old half Black cutie whose mama already told her to lock her legs for 2 more years is a bit much. I know Corlys is about that power, but who among us would offer up his little girl's virginity to a dirty old muhfuhkah​

At that time, nobody seemed to care about the women. The women seemed to do anything for power too.

 

[DragonXJC]

Wtf is this shit on Viserys Back and Finger

Most are saying the throne was poisoned by Daemon.

 

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[D'Evils]

 

[SamSneed]

Wife sent me some shit bout the main actress got hurt

 

[yaBoi]

Wife sent me some shit bout the main actress got hurt

huh?

 

[TENT]

Weird question to ask. You are not a feudal lord. Even if you didn’t want to you would have to. You saw the scene where her mother said it angers her.

I know they got some freaky shit going on, but marrying a 12 year old half Black cutie whose mama already told her to lock her legs for 2 more years is a bit much. I know Corlys is about that power, but who among us would offer up his little girl's virginity to a dirty old muhfuhkah​

 

[SamSneed]

huh?

Nvm it’s a joke, shit flew over my head

I’m at home with covid lol

 

[Don Coreleone]

I know they got some freaky shit going on, but marrying a 12 year old half Black cutie whose mama already told her to lock her legs for 2 more years is a bit much. I know Corlys is about that power, but who among us would offer up his little girl's virginity to a dirty old muhfuhkah​

Hey man when I was in Jr High for whatever reason the football coaches or the wrestling coaches always had girls that age around him and I know my school wasn't isolated in this being the case. Also like others have said this is medieval period just imagine what they subjected a 12 year old too.

 

[NightMare Paint]

LOL at Corlys conspiring with Daemon to commit treason. Does that explain why they're no Black people in the future?​

Shit

 

[mrcmd187]

Good start. I already know how this all plays out. I will start a spoiler thread for those that already heard the audio books.

A Dance of Dragons: Green vs Blacks is brutal and makes A Song of Ice and Fire look like a kids show.

I won't spoil shit but I will tell you that first episode is probably as nice a its going to get. Ladies and Gents, Welcome to Helll on earth.

With the time jumps the Dance of the Dragons civil war (Dying of the Dragons) will fully kick in the last 2 episodes (9 & 10). We have only seen 2 dragons right now there are suppose to be 17.

 

[cli-terminator]

Anyone have links to the audio books for this as well as the other Game of Thrones stories?

 

[tajshan]

LOL at Corlys conspiring with Daemon to commit treason. Does that explain why they're no Black people in the future?​

Damn, bruh. Really, Corlys, Really??

 

[kidmegaii]

And just like that, im back on that game of thrones narcotics.

 

[darth frosty]

I know they got some freaky shit going on, but marrying a 12 year old half Black cutie whose mama already told her to lock her legs for 2 more years is a bit much. I know Corlys is about that power, but who among us would offer up his little girl's virginity to a dirty old muhfuhkah​

Hey man when I was in Jr High for whatever reason the football coaches or the wrestling coaches always had girls that age around him and I know my school wasn't isolated in this being the case. Also like others have said this is medieval period just imagine what they subjected a 12 year old too.

Just for historical reference (if you are a believer) it is thought that Mary was about 12 - 14 years old when she gave birth to Jesus.



If you believe that sort of thing.

 

[Complex]

I know they got some freaky shit going on, but marrying a 12 year old half Black cutie whose mama already told her to lock her legs for 2 more years is a bit much. I know Corlys is about that power, but who among us would offer up his little girl's virginity to a dirty old muhfuhkah​

 

[Don Coreleone]

Just for historical reference (if you are a believer) it is thought that Mary was about 12 - 14 years old when she gave birth to Jesus.



If you believe that sort of thing.

I guess I'm the only person who went to a Jr High where the girls would hang around the coaches for no particular reason.

 

[Thegooch]

If you all want some history on who's skull that is:
Fellas I give you: Balerion "the black dread".

I don't know if Drogon was as big - but they say he's close.

Drogon is a small dragon. Bailerion was 30-40x bigger than Drogon.

Dragons are like lizards. The longer they live the bigger they get. Bailerion died a few years before HOD and wad over 200 years old.

 

[Thegooch]

Anyone have links to the audio books for this as well as the other Game of Thrones stories?

A Dance (House) of Dragons: The Greens vs Blacks Spolier Thread

WARNING: This thread is for those that have heard the audiobook. Spoilers can be discussed here guilt free. SPOILERS WILL be discussed. Please press the back button if you wanna be a pussy and cry about the spoliers being talked about. You have been warned!!!

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Spoiler thread but I see some of these niggas don't give a fuck in this one.

 

[Thegooch]

hide yo kid hide yo wife LOL!

big time jump coming next week

probably will have a time jump every week

Fuck all dem kids. Dey prolly gone die anyway.

 

[Flawless]

So is John Snow the only Targaryen to born with black hair?

 

[tpotda]

there's been others but none have sat on the iron throne

So is John Snow the only Targaryen to born with black hair?

 

[ViCiouS]

So is John Snow the only Targaryen to born with black hair?

no
Targaryen descendants that became Baratheons Martels etc
weren't blonde

 

[tpotda]

why is Daemon your favorite character in ASOIAF universe?

I already know whats gonna happen. I started a spoiler thread. This is the slow part, once it gets started its the best story of the Throne universe.

Damon Targaryen is the best character in the Thrones Universe. Unlike faggot ass Jamie Lanister he cuts off hands instead getting his cut. If you stick around you will have hard time convincing me (and yourself) there is a better character in all George RR Martins books.

If you think this is slow then I know you aint heard of Sir Duncan the Tall. Who is probably one the most important and incompetent characters in all the books.

Dance of Dragons has all the best elements of Thrones put in one era. Once them bells start ringing. This shit don't stop. That tournament action 1st episode was light work.

Yall gonna learn to respect the bells. Just make sure yall don't get attached to nobody or nothing.