So back in the early 80s I met this chick in the Calliope Project (New Orleans.) She was at least a 9. We exchanged numbers and talked on the phone a few times. I invited her to a crawfish boil and she accepted. I picked her up and we went and got a Daiquiri first. I used to get this mix of Brain buster, Child Abuse, Ass kicker the three strongest flavors. 32 oz. I told her about it and she was down. by the time we got to the boil we both were tipsy. We fucked up some crawfish. at least 15lbs. I knew it was on when she sucked my fingers clean.
I had never been to her house. she told me her address and we were on the way. As we got closer my inner voice was like Nigga don’t, we have a major freak around hear? We get to a house and I'm like right here?
She smiles and says yes. My inner voice said Mother fucker good pussy crystal lives right around the corner. I'm like I know this bitch got some good pussy too though and the way she sucked my fingers. you know what's up! We went inside and chopped it up for a min. That Daiquiri ran through me I had to take a leak. When I came back to the room she was under the cover smiling. she said get undressed and get in. I jumped out my clothes and got in the bed. All of a sudden, she said I have to tell you something. I'm like what the fuck. don't tell me, as I am backing up. She laughed and said .as she pulled the cover back, I have one leg. I rolled out the bed. and there it was, this motherfucker had put her leg under the bed like it was a pair of shoes. Her shit was cut off just above the knee. she sat up and opened her Leg, 
and said come on. this bitch was still sexy so I dove in. after beating them guts up I flipped her over and had her on all three and a half. she had some snapper so I was acting a fool. I beat that pussy till she tipped over. 
But the shit was fantastic. We hooked up a few more times, then she disappeared. a few years later I saw her again, but she was in a wheelchair. She cut her foot out on the lake front and a flesh-eating bacteria got in the cut and she had to get the other leg amputated just below the knee, and it affected her brain so she didn't really remember me. I was like whew. This woman was bad luck schleprock. truth be told i would have hit again.
I had never been to her house. she told me her address and we were on the way. As we got closer my inner voice was like Nigga don’t, we have a major freak around hear? We get to a house and I'm like right here?
She smiles and says yes. My inner voice said Mother fucker good pussy crystal lives right around the corner. I'm like I know this bitch got some good pussy too though and the way she sucked my fingers. you know what's up! We went inside and chopped it up for a min. That Daiquiri ran through me I had to take a leak. When I came back to the room she was under the cover smiling. she said get undressed and get in. I jumped out my clothes and got in the bed. All of a sudden, she said I have to tell you something. I'm like what the fuck. don't tell me, as I am backing up. She laughed and said .as she pulled the cover back, I have one leg. I rolled out the bed. and there it was, this motherfucker had put her leg under the bed like it was a pair of shoes. Her shit was cut off just above the knee. she sat up and opened her Leg, and said come on. this bitch was still sexy so I dove in. after beating them guts up I flipped her over and had her on all three and a half. she had some snapper so I was acting a fool. I beat that pussy till she tipped over. But the shit was fantastic. We hooked up a few more times, then she disappeared. a few years later I saw her again, but she was in a wheelchair. She cut her foot out on the lake front and a flesh-eating bacteria got in the cut and she had to get the other leg amputated just below the knee, and it affected her brain so she didn't really remember me. I was like whew. This woman was bad luck schleprock. truth be told i would have hit again.
