Social media is a cold world!!!
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There are so many made up creatures in my head it's best to keep them to myself. Best dream I ever had, which was a nightmare was when I was little and the devil was chasing me. I had garfield show up to my bday party and then he took off the helmet and it was the devil, the one from that tom cruise 80's movie legend i screamed and screamed and then i woke up (but was still in my dream)
i went to the bathroom to piss and i opened the door and imagine this guy
sitting on the toilet with a newspaper and glasses. i opened the door and looked and he ruffled the paper and then peered over and looked at me and said in that devil voice "you never seen the devil take a shit before, close the door" and went back to look at the paper and i closed the door and woke up laughing so hard i pissed myself
best dream i ever had.
ROFLMFAOOOOOOO!!!
They were killing NY niggaz last nigh time. Today it's Atl and Mississippi.^^^ It's fucked that I'm from the A, and find that fucking hilarious!
Lack Toast in Toddler Ant?
I lucid dream all the time now it's fun as fuck
That's actually good. Too many people getting support and using that to party while the kids don't have what they need.
I gave the ether to one of my ex coworker's nieces when she was talking about Obama is going get rid of all the jobs in America. I told her the Red Light District is always hiring...and then my coworker stepped in to voice her displeasure with me correcting her niece.
I'm going to find the Facebook post I sent to her and post the text
Wish I could record my dreams
I don't play into that dramatic female horseshit. Like when your girl does the over dramatic sigh to get you to ask her what's wrong...I'll ignore that shit until she gets annoyed.
you gotta lightly slap her throat repeatedly when she does that...get the ill ass biz markie sound effect
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comedy
yuck...that bitch look nasty af from the waist down...thought she was serviceable in the other pics...jeezus christ
You left out an important pic
We were talking about Facebook and cutting idiots off during the 2012 election. I found my Facebook response to my coworkers neice that thought she was politically say but was repeating right wing rhetoric. A little backstory, I checked her on her assumption that Obama would be making people pay for other people's abortions and sending jobs overseas...her aunt messaged me using bad words and I left this response
Dear diary, this goofy little girl on facebook had a strong political opinion. Judging by her comments, I assume if she is mature enough to speak her mind, she is mature enough to hear someone else's opinion. Boy was I wrong. See the problem with her...isn't even her, she's probably a nice kid...it's her angry cunty aunt. Geez I hope she's not angry...oh what will I do...a silly ho is mad...so emotional...i can't blame her...it's not her fault she's a miserable bitch...i wish there was an app to give someone a yeast infection through the phone...oh well...life goes on...lesson learned...adults that co-sign kids are silly...and probably going through menopause...hey I want an omelette, oops there are no more eggs.
Sincerely
A person who can dish it out and take it
Dear diary, this goofy little girl on facebook had a strong political opinion. Judging by her comments, I assume if she is mature enough to speak her mind, she is mature enough to hear someone else's opinion. Boy was I wrong. See the problem with her...isn't even her, she's probably a nice kid...it's her angry cunty aunt. Geez I hope she's not angry...oh what will I do...a silly ho is mad...so emotional...i can't blame her...it's not her fault she's a miserable bitch...i wish there was an app to give someone a yeast infection through the phone...oh well...life goes on...lesson learned...adults that co-sign kids are silly...and probably going through menopause...hey I want an omelette, oops there are no more eggs.
Sincerely
A person who can dish it out and take it
absolutely disgustingYou left out an important pic
