I laugh my azz off
sakinnuso
btw, I hope thats NOT you in your avi
at the first one
http://www.bgol.us/board/showthread.php?t=244308
CSI bgol
Buk, a while back you posted your pic (below) in this thread(above) about hooking with this Brazilian chick posing you……..
If true, like you’ve said in this thread, on of these chicks with a mouthful of dick is your niece. I’ll let the fam decide, which one has some resemblance to you
http://upload35.com/upload/I12/1209402711.jpg
http://upload35.com/upload/I12/1209404201.jpg
Props to the Mag. Butcher for the stolegrown
@ being scared of the pussy....I might have done the same thing though....This is one of the most sad/amazing/deep ass threads I've ever seen on BGOL.
Now y'all know why HNIC wants to charge, you can't get this shit anywhere else!
... rest in peace....
Well, shit. Good to know I wasn't the only one..That "come hither" shit was of an alien nature to me. Fuck, I had this fine high yellow chick invite me over to "help" with her math project my junior year in HS. Well..First, the broad left up porn intentionally on the computer she was working with..SHIT WAS ALL SPREAD OUT ON THAT MOTHERFUCKER. My simple ass is like "Must be her momma's." so I ignore it and get to work. Her mom's comes home and we exchange greetings, then the momma and the chick just stare at each other for a minute without saying shit and all the sudden, the momma is ghost. At this time, I'm pretty much feeling uncomfortable as fuck because I'm sensing some type of set-up. Then the girl is like "let's check out my room" and I'm like whatever..I step in that bitch, chick closes the door and puts on some Donnell Jones and shit, talking bout she "loves" his music and stretching out o the bed. At this point, your boy was doing this..
So, I pull out my cell phone and time my alarm to ring a minute later..RING RING..make it look like I'm talkin to my moms and tell ole girl I got an emergency and I gotta jet. Burned tire marks out of that bitch..I made the mistake of telling my boys and I, till this day, still get clowned by them over that shit but fuck I was a new jack to that shit.
22 years ago my 24 year old sister had a baby girl.
i was a teenager, my sister worked LONG hours, and it fell on me to babysit, feed, wash, clean, cloth, and generally keep my niece alive.
as my niece grew our entire family pitched in to make sure she was guided well, mentored, tutored, and had all the chances to succeed in life.
she began fucking up about 6 years ago, but we all banded together to help her to rise.
a few days ago i opened a stolegrown thread by The Magnificent Butcher.
there my niece was with a mouth full of dick.
LOL...i KNEW one day i would see it, i was just wondering when.
yeah i'm a little fucked up over it, (she just left here btw) but she's still my niece.
hopefully i've scared her enough to keep her from doing any porn.
anyone else care to confess?
>>>here's<<< some porn if you need it.
@ niggas still trynna figure out who the chick is
I start sweatting bullets. Straight R Kelley 
Damn this is a great thread
My Contribution.
I am home from after the first year away at college, Moms is out of town so I got the car and the crib all to myself. The NAACP is having some type of youth convention in my city and somehow I get an invite to the lil opening nite party.
I am in the party and I run up on this dark skin cutie from California, tall like 5"11 nice titties a solid 8 in my young opinion (I was 19) so we dancing and shit, she giving me them long stares and rubbing on my neck showing all the signs that she looking for somethig a lil more.
we step out to the car I am headed back to the house at this point I don't even know shorties name we have had hardly any verbal conversation. so before we get in the car I want to make sure that this 30 min trip back to the house is not going to be a waste of time so me an shorty at the car kissing and I am pulling titties out to make sure that we are on the same page.
We get to the house and we get down this bitch is nasty she go right to sucking the dick real sloppy I am looking at spit strings she sucking balls and the whole nine my mind is blown right now.
we do the do and I am taking her back to the hotel she says something silly that makes me ask how old are you? she gives me a funny look and says 15.
and get her back to the hotel as discreetly as possible but needless to say I went back and hit it again for the next two nights that she was in town
My boys clown me to this day about that.
damn, that makes wonder about a handful of niggas that done came up to a bitch i was withDidn't want to get into this shit but here goes:
One time I was standing in line to enter a club.
You know how sometimes you feel somebody looking at you? Well I turned around and saw this fine sister looking and because she was with her man I didn't want him to see us make eye contact.
Once I was inside I went straight to the bathroom to give them chance to get inside.
Maybe after 10 mins I spotted them in the club and walked up to them.
As soon as the girl and I made eye contact, I pulled back my head like I was in shock and proceeded to greet her like a cousin I hadn't seen in a while. I gave her a hug and then turn to her man and gave him daps while introducing myself. I then proceed to whisper in her ear, the one furthest from her man, that I would like to call her and that she could give me her number and I'll memorize it.
She gave it to me, I give her another hug, gave her man another dap and headed to the restroom to put that shit in my cellphone before I forgot it.
I didn't call her though because looking at them periodically throughout the night, dude seemed like a cool guy.
I was also trying to slow down at that time...........
Damn this is a great thread
My Contribution.
I am home from after the first year away at college, Moms is out of town so I got the car and the crib all to myself. The NAACP is having some type of youth convention in my city and somehow I get an invite to the lil opening nite party.
I am in the party and I run up on this dark skin cutie from California, tall like 5"11 nice titties a solid 8 in my young opinion (I was 19) so we dancing and shit, she giving me them long stares and rubbing on my neck showing all the signs that she looking for somethig a lil more.
we step out to the car I am headed back to the house at this point I don't even know shorties name we have had hardly any verbal conversation. so before we get in the car I want to make sure that this 30 min trip back to the house is not going to be a waste of time so me an shorty at the car kissing and I am pulling titties out to make sure that we are on the same page.
We get to the house and we get down this bitch is nasty she go right to sucking the dick real sloppy I am looking at spit strings she sucking balls and the whole nine my mind is blown right now.
we do the do and I am taking her back to the hotel she says something silly that makes me ask how old are you? she gives me a funny look and says 15.
and get her back to the hotel as discreetly as possible but needless to say I went back and hit it again for the next two nights that she was in town
My boys clown me to this day about that.
damn, that makes wonder about a handful of niggas that done came up to a bitch i was with
Damn this is a great thread
My Contribution.
I am home from after the first year away at college, Moms is out of town so I got the car and the crib all to myself. The NAACP is having some type of youth convention in my city and somehow I get an invite to the lil opening nite party.
I am in the party and I run up on this dark skin cutie from California, tall like 5"11 nice titties a solid 8 in my young opinion (I was 19) so we dancing and shit, she giving me them long stares and rubbing on my neck showing all the signs that she looking for somethig a lil more.
we step out to the car I am headed back to the house at this point I don't even know shorties name we have had hardly any verbal conversation. so before we get in the car I want to make sure that this 30 min trip back to the house is not going to be a waste of time so me an shorty at the car kissing and I am pulling titties out to make sure that we are on the same page.
We get to the house and we get down this bitch is nasty she go right to sucking the dick real sloppy I am looking at spit strings she sucking balls and the whole nine my mind is blown right now.
we do the do and I am taking her back to the hotel she says something silly that makes me ask how old are you? she gives me a funny look and says 15.
and get her back to the hotel as discreetly as possible but needless to say I went back and hit it again for the next two nights that she was in town
My boys clown me to this day about that.
Damn I'm sorry to hear that, man. It's stories like these that always has a nigga fearful for what the next day brings. I'm damn near paranoid 24/7 when it comes to the fam/friends and shit. 
Didn't want to get into this shit but here goes:
One time I was standing in line to enter a club.
You know how sometimes you feel somebody looking at you? Well I turned around and saw this fine sister looking and because she was with her man I didn't want him to see us make eye contact.
Once I was inside I went straight to the bathroom to give them chance to get inside.
Maybe after 10 mins I spotted them in the club and walked up to them.
As soon as the girl and I made eye contact, I pulled back my head like I was in shock and proceeded to greet her like a cousin I hadn't seen in a while. I gave her a hug and then turn to her man and gave him daps while introducing myself. I then proceed to whisper in her ear, the one furthest from her man, that I would like to call her and that she could give me her number and I'll memorize it.
She gave it to me, I give her another hug, gave her man another dap and headed to the restroom to put that shit in my cellphone before I forgot it.
I didn't call her though because looking at them periodically throughout the night, dude seemed like a cool guy.
I was also trying to slow down at that time...........
y u going hard on cat, man he learned the game, jsut later than others i guess, we all been played or had our heart broke, event he hardest nimjas, remember, all players have been played, and all pimps have been pimped
Didn't want to get into this shit but here goes:
One time I was standing in line to enter a club.
You know how sometimes you feel somebody looking at you? Well I turned around and saw this fine sister looking and because she was with her man I didn't want him to see us make eye contact.
Once I was inside I went straight to the bathroom to give them chance to get inside.
Maybe after 10 mins I spotted them in the club and walked up to them.
As soon as the girl and I made eye contact, I pulled back my head like I was in shock and proceeded to greet her like a cousin I hadn't seen in a while. I gave her a hug and then turn to her man and gave him daps while introducing myself. I then proceed to whisper in her ear, the one furthest from her man, that I would like to call her and that she could give me her number and I'll memorize it.
She gave it to me, I give her another hug, gave her man another dap and headed to the restroom to put that shit in my cellphone before I forgot it.
I didn't call her though because looking at them periodically throughout the night, dude seemed like a cool guy.
I was also trying to slow down at that time...........
