As you were walking home yesterday you noticed a rather voluptuous woman a few feet ahead of you who seemed to be getting her fairshare of attention from male passers-bys.
You were enjoying the rear view and when you finally caught up to her you realized it was Amaretto (she lives in your community). You told her you noticed all the attention she was getting and would be honored to run her "Fan club."
She laughed and said that she didn't take most of these men serious and the minute after she allowed them into her bedroom they be leaving out searching for some twenty year old.
You said you imagine that the spending habits and the maintenance of dating a 20 year old must be expensive? She agreed, remembering that she was 20 once.
Amaretto recalled that she was a lot thinner in those days and felt that underneath all these clothes most men would probably consider her to be "fat" and no longer "thick."
"Don't be so hard on yourself," you replied.
To which Amaretto whispered:
"Would you like to be Hard on me?"
You were enjoying the rear view and when you finally caught up to her you realized it was Amaretto (she lives in your community). You told her you noticed all the attention she was getting and would be honored to run her "Fan club."
She laughed and said that she didn't take most of these men serious and the minute after she allowed them into her bedroom they be leaving out searching for some twenty year old.
You said you imagine that the spending habits and the maintenance of dating a 20 year old must be expensive? She agreed, remembering that she was 20 once.
Amaretto recalled that she was a lot thinner in those days and felt that underneath all these clothes most men would probably consider her to be "fat" and no longer "thick."
"Don't be so hard on yourself," you replied.
To which Amaretto whispered:
"Would you like to be Hard on me?"