You and your cousin Richie flew down to Orlando, Florida to spend a few days with the family, and then drove down to Miami Beach.
When you arrived (around 2:00 PM) you checked in and went up to your rooms (you had separate rooms next to each other). Upon going to your rooms, Richie noticed some girls that were staying across from his room, and he wanted to see if he could "hook up" with them.
So, he knocks on their door, and "Cindy" opens the door with a big smile on her face and said "hello."
Quickly thinking Richie asked her if she knew of any good places to eat at in the area?
Cindy put a wicked grin on her face and looked down between her legs and said,
"You will love the food at this place"
Richie knew that she was hinting at him going down on her, and said,
"I'm sure it's good, but I probably can't afford it."
Cindy said, "Don't worry, I give Free samples to new customers, and they're large portions too."
"But, after you get hooked then I might have to charge."