HOUSE OF THE DRAGON: orgies, gore and family feuds in ‘Game of Thrones’ prequel

godofwine

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When are they going to replace the young Rhaenyra Targaryen with Emma D'Arcy?
More of this non-binary bullshit?

Maybe I'm just old, but if you were born with a pussy and STILL have a pussy, then youze a bitch

So says Snoop Dogg woof woof
 

Flawless

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When are they going to replace the young Rhaenyra Targaryen with Emma D'Arcy?
They will switch her when it is time to show some titties :dance:
 

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A few things I can appreciate about this episode. I like the fact that it showed Black men in armor fighting ie House Velaryon. I don't like that Leanor is a sword swallower but he did plan the winning battle.
 

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Niggas in here judging a story about the Targaryans, Valarians, and the iron throne, the upcoming war against the night king and the undead around a random nigga called crabfeeder that didn't even get one full page in the book lmao

You can't make this shit up.

You cant satisfy everyone. That was a great episode. You still have dumbass people who think this universe is about the Starks and Lanisters.

Some people look at this like some reality show were everyone has a backstory and a little plot. My question is why someone wants to know if the Crab King got grey scale from an unclean woman in fleabottom?

I mean thats good info if you plan on tricking in fleabottom but it dont have shit to do with the main story. The point is the Crab King had to be offed or the kingdom would suffer. Fuck his bad case of medieval syphilis. Daemon cured it by chopping off half his body. How considerate of Daemon.
 

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He was an antagonist, a small one but still someone they could've did more with. They spent time talking about him through the first few episodes. Even ending episode 2 with Daemon and Corlys plotting to go to war with him. Doesn't matter if he will not be mentioned again. They didn't do a good job in my opinion of fleshing out the character. They could've just mentioned him in conversation and avoided giving him screen time if thats how they intended for him to die. Just throw in his death as part of the time jump and mention how Daemon killed him in a damn in a flashback or something. Point being..they built him up only to have a half hearted death scene to give Daemon his win. Thats fine, but they could've skipped the other shit if thats how they were gonna present it.
Just admit it. You realate to niggas with VD or bad acne. Joe Crab Shack aint need his own song and dance solo describing his hard scabble rise to Crab King.

Maybe a dream sequence showing how he got the Dragonpox might help. But the only thing that will teach you is to not fuck Dragons.

I never knew the Crab King would be so popular. Guess we know what the next Red Lobster special is going to be themsd after. All you can eat Crab King. Yummy.
 

godofwine

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The way they hyped the crab feeder for those episodes just to not show a fight scene with him really disappoints me
Facts. That was so anticlimactic.

These showrunners kill me. I have been watching TV shows and movies for years yet they have been actually PRODUCING TV Shows and movies for years yet they can't seem to comprehend how movies and TV shows work when it comes to a climactic battle between a person they showed as a badass

This is how House of the Dragon would have done Transformers The Movie



THEN CUT TO...



AND


What could have been a great battle to show Daeman kicking butt even while injured turned into an eh, scene
 
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godofwine

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So far there is nothing redeeming about Rhaenery why she should be queen.
She's just showing herself to be a spoiled brat. But that's poor character development and bad writing.

So far, this show is turning out to be more like Frozen 2

It's going to be successful wholly and completely due to the success of its predecessor rather than its own capabilities.

A lot of potential, but underwhelming in the end.

Just two things they could have done differently in this show to completely change how we feel about it:

Had Rhaenyra snatched the sword from old boy and slayed Pumba herself. SURE no one else would have known her bad-assness but Ser Cristan Cole,.but WE would have seen it. I'm not talking about being a badass on a dragon I'm talking about being a badass.

And show the fight between Daemon and Mr. Crabs.

Fuck man. I should not have better character development ideas than fucking professionals. I know I'm an author, but damn. These are fucking professionals
 

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When are they going to replace the young Rhaenyra Targaryen with Emma D'Arcy?
:smh:
 

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I'm going to agree with those who said the quick demise of Crabfeeder was definitely unexpected given all the build up they gave in both scenes and dialog. To be fair, he's only mentioned briefly in the source material and he dies pretty much the way the episode showed it but still kinda disappointing. Based on what we were shown I'm guessing they did film some of the battle between the Prince Daemon and Crabby, but it got cut either because it wasn't up to standard or they decided something else was more important to show.

I think the point they wanted to hit us over the head with in this episode is that Viserys is not just a weak king, but also a bad leader. He literally worries about the wrong things almost all the time. He's got good advisors but rarely takes there advice.

They also wanted us to see that Rhaenarys is basically a more chill version of Prince Daemon; Strong, independent, but without being overly petty.

Just waiting for Queen Alicent to eventually say fuck it, I'm going for my seed over this frendship.
 
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