Top 10 Types of People Who Hate The Black Panther Movie
Since the movie dropped, you have probably already talked / debated / or 'argued online' with at least 1 of them... or at least someone who fits a 'combination' of a few of these descriptions..
1. Black Contrarians. Black people who hate everything that most Black people love. It makes them feel smarter and more special than the "average" Black "simpleton."
2. Black People who are Belligerently Afrocentic. Much respect for Afrocentrism in critical thought, but there are some who use it primarily to criticize Black people, rather than to dismantle White supremacy. They'll say, "The Black Panther movie is misrepresenting Africa" or "Black folks only wear dashikis to watch a movie.". Watch Out.
3. Racist White People. Self-explanatory.
4. Black 'Deep Subject Matter' Experts. They could be an amateur action movie critic or marvel comics expert. They don't "hate" the move per se, but they do enjoy condemning other Black people for jumping on a bandwagon, or not having a true ability to discern the true quality. They like to point out all of the things the movie missed, and all of the other Marvel movies that were better.
5. Black Pessimists. They have a dreadfully cynical view of the state, condition and future of Black people. They believe images of Black superheroes in a technologically advanced nation will further Black apathy. It's just the opioid we need to deny the "real" issues and live in a Wakanda stupor forever.
6. Black 'Woke' People Who Need a Nap. Condemns the movie simply because of its affiliation to Disney, Marvel or anything 'the white man built'. This person thinks he’s a practical resistor... not realizing the irony of using an Apple iPhone to post his message on Facebook. (Both of these companies were created & operated by White folks.)
7. 'People of Color' Who Are Racist Toward Black Folks. The absurdity of 'how much' some of these folks dislike Black people is mind-boggling, especially when they themselves endure just as much racism. (For example: One type of the Racist Person of Color is the Spanish Guy who believes that Black People deserve to be 'racially profiled' by the Cops... yet ironically, he is also quick to complain about getting 'randomly searched' by TSA Agents at the local airport. Or he bitches about the Border Wall that Trump wants to build to keep his Spanish-ass out of the country. These types of POC always think they are actually White... until something 'racist' happens to them, personally... so they are unable to relate to any of the issues that the Black Panther movie touches on. )
8. Marcus Garvey's Blogging 3rd Cousin. This is the very distant (twice-removed) step-nephew-in-law of Malcom X (or his sister) that nobody ever knew about... who somehow still has a YouTube Channel that hasn't been shut down yet. His/her job number #1 is to 'make wildly incorrect assumptions' about the trailers... LONG BEFORE seeing the actual BP movie for themselves... then point out how the movie is not going to stop Police Brutality next week... and literally INSULT anyone who actually likes the film. (You will often hear them use words like: sheep, black nerd, rage, coons, fanboys, misled & lost... to describe other BP movie fans who are Black.)
9. The 'Social Media' Pro-Blacktivist. These 'arm-chair activists' think that 'reparations' should come from Disney. Or Marvel. OR BOTH. (And they will let you know about it, on various Social Media channels.)
10. The Fake 'Movie Critic' Who Just Wants To Rant About Politics. This person uses the Black Panther movie as a 'straw-man' to create false-equivalency arguments... just to complain about politics. They are completely unable to separate their (real life) 'political beliefs' from a (fictional) comic book movie script. (You will often hear them use words like: SJW, leftists, snowflake, Clinton, Obama, Trump, Thug, Bernie Sanders, Uranium One, elitist, HRC, Democrats & MAGA... while talking about what they disliked about the Black Panther movie)
Sooo True.
Since the movie dropped, you have probably already talked / debated / or 'argued online' with at least 1 of them... or at least someone who fits a 'combination' of a few of these descriptions..
1. Black Contrarians. Black people who hate everything that most Black people love. It makes them feel smarter and more special than the "average" Black "simpleton."
2. Black People who are Belligerently Afrocentic. Much respect for Afrocentrism in critical thought, but there are some who use it primarily to criticize Black people, rather than to dismantle White supremacy. They'll say, "The Black Panther movie is misrepresenting Africa" or "Black folks only wear dashikis to watch a movie.". Watch Out.
3. Racist White People. Self-explanatory.
4. Black 'Deep Subject Matter' Experts. They could be an amateur action movie critic or marvel comics expert. They don't "hate" the move per se, but they do enjoy condemning other Black people for jumping on a bandwagon, or not having a true ability to discern the true quality. They like to point out all of the things the movie missed, and all of the other Marvel movies that were better.
5. Black Pessimists. They have a dreadfully cynical view of the state, condition and future of Black people. They believe images of Black superheroes in a technologically advanced nation will further Black apathy. It's just the opioid we need to deny the "real" issues and live in a Wakanda stupor forever.
6. Black 'Woke' People Who Need a Nap. Condemns the movie simply because of its affiliation to Disney, Marvel or anything 'the white man built'. This person thinks he’s a practical resistor... not realizing the irony of using an Apple iPhone to post his message on Facebook. (Both of these companies were created & operated by White folks.)
7. 'People of Color' Who Are Racist Toward Black Folks. The absurdity of 'how much' some of these folks dislike Black people is mind-boggling, especially when they themselves endure just as much racism. (For example: One type of the Racist Person of Color is the Spanish Guy who believes that Black People deserve to be 'racially profiled' by the Cops... yet ironically, he is also quick to complain about getting 'randomly searched' by TSA Agents at the local airport. Or he bitches about the Border Wall that Trump wants to build to keep his Spanish-ass out of the country. These types of POC always think they are actually White... until something 'racist' happens to them, personally... so they are unable to relate to any of the issues that the Black Panther movie touches on. )
8. Marcus Garvey's Blogging 3rd Cousin. This is the very distant (twice-removed) step-nephew-in-law of Malcom X (or his sister) that nobody ever knew about... who somehow still has a YouTube Channel that hasn't been shut down yet. His/her job number #1 is to 'make wildly incorrect assumptions' about the trailers... LONG BEFORE seeing the actual BP movie for themselves... then point out how the movie is not going to stop Police Brutality next week... and literally INSULT anyone who actually likes the film. (You will often hear them use words like: sheep, black nerd, rage, coons, fanboys, misled & lost... to describe other BP movie fans who are Black.)
9. The 'Social Media' Pro-Blacktivist. These 'arm-chair activists' think that 'reparations' should come from Disney. Or Marvel. OR BOTH. (And they will let you know about it, on various Social Media channels.)
10. The Fake 'Movie Critic' Who Just Wants To Rant About Politics. This person uses the Black Panther movie as a 'straw-man' to create false-equivalency arguments... just to complain about politics. They are completely unable to separate their (real life) 'political beliefs' from a (fictional) comic book movie script. (You will often hear them use words like: SJW, leftists, snowflake, Clinton, Obama, Trump, Thug, Bernie Sanders, Uranium One, elitist, HRC, Democrats & MAGA... while talking about what they disliked about the Black Panther movie)
Sooo True.
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